Just Another Day in the Tinder Life

Can a person who is humble or modest say they are humble or modest and still be humble and modest?  I think I'm both humble and modest, but that also goes against both of those principles, right?  Anyways, one thing I'm not humble about: my humor.  I think I'm goddamn hilarious, and if you don't think I'm hilarious too, I'm pretty sure your sense of humor bone is broken.

Saying that, I like to fuck with the idiot men that message me on Tinder.  So here are a few screen shots recently of idiots and funny things.  Enjoy!

This guy...I mean, who knew how easy it was to land a boyfriend?!!  Notice his fish pic, too?  Hey boy heeeaaaaayyyyy!!!  Not sorry to say I broke up with him, though.  He didn't have a hairy back.

Meet Big Fish Pic, my boyfriend

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To be honest, I really don't know why I sent three laughing emojis at this guy.  I didn't get his joke.  Unless because his name is Joey and I was thinking of a baby kangaroo <shrugs>




























Of course I swiped right on a bowl of noodles.  I consider you a monster if you don't swipe right on noodles.  Noodles are the most amazing food on the planet (well, tied of course with tacos).  The Noodle Bowl and I haven't matched yet.  I'm still holding out hope, though.





































This one made me laugh...but if you know anything about me, there is not one desirous bone in my body that wants kids.  Not opposed to meeting up, but if we have a kid, you're keeping it, dude.





















Remember my last blog about the fish pics?  This guy wins.  Although the fucker never did tell me what they say about big fish.